Some people are born stupid...

And some are born stupid with a cell phone in their pocket.

This is what you get for messing with Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman while they're working:


Other than their convenience and usefulness in an emergency, is there any worse invention in recent memory than the mobile phone?

Shut up, already.

"I want to see you get better," [Judge] McDermott told Frasure.

"You want to arm wrestle?" was Frasure's reply before being led from the courtroom by bailiffs.

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